I am writing to you about a very serious issue. Not only are you lucky enough to have an extensive designer wardrobe full to the brim with tight skinny jeans, floaty blouses and cute mini dresses, but also every time you look down to floor to take a careless glance at all those less fashionable people below you, you are greeted with this sight.A gorgeous pair of beige double strap Chanel heels with black toes. Now don't try and be sneaky Chung we've all seen you parading the streets in an array of other heels from Vuitton, Louboutin and even more Chanel! However you are probably unaware of the extreme dangers that come from wear a pair of Chanels. With their skyscraper high heels your infamous long twig legs (see above) could snap if you were to fall in a pair of these beauties and so in order to protect your safety I propose that one pair of your gorgeous Chanels should be given to me (hippyhippychic). I'm sure you understand that your health and the future of career 'presenting' are at risk until you hand them over. Feel free to send them whenever you want.
PS. I'm not fussy I'll take the tweeds or the beige ones (: